Am I a Pick Me?
…Now y’all know good and well I ain’t no gotdamn pick me. The answer is emphatically and unequivocally no, at least not in the definition you’re thinking of. But look, the title got you here, didn’t it? See, sensationalizing works. Anyway – hey y’all! What’re y’all doing? *read in your best Leslie Jordan voice* 😢 …